Thursday, September 15, 2011

Ugly Mary Tattoos make Our Lady Sad

No person has been depicted more in Christian art, other than Christ himself, than St. Mary. And I do believe she's also been inked even more than Our Lord.

In honor of Our Lady of Sorrows, from the Holy Order of Hot Topic, here are 7 tats of varying theologies and skills. And a possible ticket to the long-wait in Purgatory.
Bearded Mary, patroness of carnies

Mother of Divine Pumps and flat chests
Disney Princess Hot-rod Mary
Our Lady of the Bloody Eye looks away from the furry man boob
Cheese-N-Crackers Zombie Mary. FAIL

Blessed Virgin of cultural and religious identity confusion
A pierced nipple for our Lady. Jesus gets nothing.