|ANCIENT ARCANE SECRETS HAVE BEEN REVEALED!|
First, the mystery of the loaves and fish has been explained as Jesus guilting those selfish Jews into opening up their Igloos and sharing their secret stash.
NOW:CROP CIRCLES EXPLAINED!
|Wallaby burnin' one|
Wow. It was like I suspected. Stoned wallabies. Someone get 5000 newly-soft-hearted Jews to get these critters something for their munchies!
But, really, those dudes can put on a good show when they get all opiumed up:
Now, wallabies create these intricate designs with their teeth while stoned. What do humans do when stoned?
That's right. We shave people's heads and film them. "Little less than the angels are we".
Finally, from the Huffington Post, this astute comment:
Todd Ankeny · University of Southern Colorado
what would they do on crack build a house?