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| St. Freeze has Bo Wallace hair |
St. Freeze the Coach, defend us in battle, be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the 'Bama defense. May Bo rebuke them, we humbly pray and Hugh thou, Oh Coach of the Hotty Toddy, cast into Heck, Saban and all the evil spirits who roam throughout the field seeking the ruin of our winning streak.
No Rebel Nation isn't claiming Hugh Freeze is God but kinda close...
And Saban as Lucifer? Ouch! I mean there could be some legend about him selling his soul to have an unbeatable team and riches beyond imagination but that's more like good recruiting, good coaching and wealthy 'Bama alumni.
Saban is also a Catholic. Such a Catholic that wikipedia mentions it.
So, he may have a Hell of a team, but he's no Satan. Just Saban.
