I knew something like this existed online. I knew it. How could it not? It's Jesus with rays coming out of him from an Eastern European devotion. It practically said, "MAKE AN ANIMATED GIF OF ME WITH SPARKLIES!...VERILY!"
And then there will be blood. And glitter.
And hearts. Lots of hearts. It's in Galatians or something, "Jesus then shot out disco lights and a bunch of hearts appeared from his breasts. Verily."
If you're looking at this one you HAVE TO CROSS YOURSELF! It's a blessing! FROM THE LORD!
CROSS YOURSELF! NOW! HE'S COMING OUT OF THE FRAME! AND HE'S PIXELAAAAAAAAAAAAAATING!