Are. You. Ready?
It's all happening here on Monday. In the Church. All four corners of the Church.
No group singing. No dropping rocks in water. No nailing a picture of our sin to a cross. No Native-American flute music. None of that.
Just the sacrament.
Get examined and then get absolved.
Tell your friends. Especially that one guy who came on Ash Wednesday but never came back. That guy. With the beard. He needs to be here.
Send this to every Catholic you know.
Oh yeah, that girl who comes to Mass when she feels like it but thinks that she's a good person even if she doesn't go to Mass? Get her in here too.
