Monday, September 19, 2011

Talk Like A Pirate Day

Today, in some quarters*, it's "Talk Like A Pirate Day".

I'd do it myself, if Michael Bolton didn't entirely ruin pirates for me. I didn't see the Emmys last night, because I had stuff to do and don't care, but after seeing this I can't unsee it.

Dancing men. Theatrical nudie suits. Michael Bolton. Pirating. Gah, it's like my 90's seminary experience!
 Feast your eyes (eyepatch):

*Amongst geeks, that is. If you are a freshman and going through rush recruiting, then don't talk like a pirate. Ever.