Today, we present to you the Top Five Worst Christian Puppet Ideas. Ever.
Noah's Ark Hand Puppets. Sure, they seem innocent enough, but aren't they just generic animal puppets? I mean, come on "Christian Dollar Store": is it really right to advertise these generic animal puppets as "Noah's Ark" hand puppets? Because Oriental Trading company doesn't say they're from Noah's Ark. Yeah. Busted.
Ten Plagues Finger Puppets. Aside from the most obvious problem (I mean are God-ordered death and destruction really appropriate puppet material?), these cute little representations of human misery just aren't kosher. I mean, if I'm a little kid, I'm going to think that there were plagues of lions and clowns. Clowns?!? And what about their representation for "darkness".... iiiiiinnnnappropriate.